funnies!

	9.11.00: Setting the tone for the series, we're introduced to the CandyMan, a lost soul whose repentance may be too late.
	9.18.00: The introduction of Manhandle and Slim, two loveable characters. Also introducing the ongoing theme of "stabbings".
	9.26.00: The first appearance of fan favorites, Diesel Pete and Johnny Arson. Johnny Arson shows us the world through the eyes of a naive sweet man, who's only fault is his love for burning.
	10.01.00: The first appearance of McClusky and the Angel. While it is not shown whether the Angel actually exists or if it's only in McClusky's head, the terror is all too real.
	10.07.00: The introduction of Styles and Frank "Shiv" Wallace III. A playful look at the nature of sound.
	10.16.00: The first appearance of Billy and Big Fat Tony. Thrown together through circumstance, the friendship that follows is reminiscent of other friendships.
	10.23.00: A new element is introduced to Prison Funnies in the form of Thomas O'Toole, the guard. His zest for guarding coupled with his short wit will prove a nice foil for our boys.
	10.31.00: The return of Styles. We see in this strip the bonds of friendship and caring. We also discover the sectioning of cells into "blocks". What does this mean? I'm not sure.
	11.07.00:Riot! We soon discover that prison isn't all fun and games and laughter. The lack of dialogue in this strip highlights the action and lets the reader "feel" the strip rather than "emote" the strip
	11.13.00: O'toole confronts the mastermind behind the riot, Carmen Peter Albano, only to question the insanity of it all, and his role in it.
	11.20.00: Christmas is coming! Diesel Pete's offhanded humerous gift request is quickly nullified by a bittersweet request from poor Johnny Arson.
	11.26.00: Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And as Johnny Arson and friend find out, a cruel, Old Testament Santa.
	12.05.00:Johnny Arson gets his Christmas wish! Can his fragile mind handle the awesome responsibility of skin?
	01.09.01: Diesel Pete's Lady Macbeth impression creates shower-time fun as we're also introduced to a new character, the Foppish Dandy. He's dreamy.
	01.24.01: Culinary critiquing lands an ornery inmate in a heap o' trouble! 2nd Degree trouble!
	01.30.01: The dark side of prison: solitary. The easist side of prison to draw: solitary.
	02.08.01:Guest Prison Funnies! Still unable to accept his fate, the Candyman hearkens back to better days, days of yore, only to realize, on a subconscious level, those days, were in fact, not yore. Read Ttiimm CChheevveellddaaee's bio!
	02.08.01: Guest Prison Funnies! Prison Funny meets Prison Serious in this harrowing installment dealing with racial tensions and capital punishment. Break out the water cooler, because you'll be talking around it after reading...this! Read Winston O'Leary's bio!
	02.08.01: Guest Prison Funnies! Love is in the air, unrequited love. But with a knife, a simple letter, and a lot of heart, it won't be unrequited for long. A love story in four panels? You betcha. Read roberta's bio!
	02.08.01: Guest Prison Funnies! New charcter "Skiff" receives a "special delivery". But all is not "as it seems" with what's been "delivered". "Enjoy". Read Bif Moulinarsky's bio!
	02.08.01: Guest Prison Funnies! Low self-esteem due to body image affects 7 out of 20 average teenage girls, and 20 out of 20 fat teenage girls. How do these numbers affect the strip? Read on, blimp-o. Read Booker B. Saturn's bio!
	02.08.01: Guest Prison Funnies! A very special Prison Funnies, dealing with life before prison. Meet the Everyman and empathize along with him as he heads to where the fates lead him: maximum security prison. Read Mr. Shoontzy's bio!
	02.14.01: Little Billy's antics may seem harmless, but Big Tony fears that a life of crime may be awaiting Billy when he grows up. Can he intervene in time?
	02.21.01: Tragedy strikes the prison, like a stick in an eye. Or, more accurately, like the final shrill breath of a young boy as terror seizes his heart.
	02.27.01: Diesel Pete comforts Big Tony after Jesus ruthlessly claims another young boy's soul. But questions remain, questions which may well be answered by panel three. Or even panel two. No wait, three.
	03.06.01: A happy hippy's fanciful brain flight is cut short with little, if any, chance for a refund.
	03.13.01: A harmless game goes horribly right, leaving Diesel Pete mildly upset!
	03.20.01: The return of Frank "Shiv" Wallace III! After several months, Frank's perfect shiv is complete! Are the rumours true? Can it cut a singularly perfect tear in the space/time continuum? Or will it just be used to stab people with? Only time, and the link to the left, will tell.
	03.27.01: Carmen Peter Albano v. Officer Thomas O'Toole. The final showdown. Three panels. One victor. Carpe diem. C'est la vie.
	04.03.01: For the first time, Diesel Pete fully understands the lyrics, "I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me". But is it too late?
	04.08.01: The beginning of the end! The final two Prison Funnies! In this installment, a question posed eight months ago finally receives an answer!
	04.08.01: The final Prison Funnies as The Candyman comes full circle. "Fin" indeed my friends, ..."fin" indeed.
	06.03.02: The triumphant return of Prison Funnies! Like a fine wine, better with age? Or like cat puke behind a couch, undiscovered for weeks?
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! The much-anticipated sequel! Questions posed, questions resolved and a twist ending, a la "Attack of The Clones"! Read Winston's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! Some sort of potato-like character asks another potatoish character a question or something. Or something. Read roberta's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! The eternal question, "What is art?" is asked. The response? Fishporkskian. Read Angus's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! A gentle correspondence between mother and son gently flows form panel one to panel two. Or does it? Read Pinter's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! The artist himself makes a surprisingly accurate appearance in this cautionary tale of penal narcotics. If I had the legal right to slap a big ol' "ABC Afterschool Special" on this strip I would, believe you me. Read Booker's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! A lesson in sensitivity doesn't quite "pan" out, if you know what I mean. "Pan" refers to the cooking classes in the strip. Read Sidney's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! If you think prisoners are probably not that smart, you have GOT to read this strip! Man, that guy "Skiff"' s a fucking idiot! What the fuck was he thinking?! Christ! I think I'm going to be sick!! Read Bif's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! Prison Funnies' first super-villian is introduced: Dr. Mindbender! Can his mighty brain stop a crudely fashioned shiv? What do you think, asshole. Read Mr.'s bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! Rivalling even Chip for lack of drawings, this strip disarms you with it's initial simplicity then surprises you by retaining that simplicity. Read Jimmy's bio!
	07.01.02: Guest Prison Funnies! Groundbreaking! Not only does this strip feature the first ever female in the Prison Funnies Strip canon, it features yet another woman and two imaginary ones! What the hell?! This shit is so crazy I'm losing my mind! HOLY SHIT!! Read Dr. Ripley's bio!
	08.10.02: Diesel Pete's got game. The question is: who wants his game? Do you? Do you want his game? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I highly doubt you could possess Diesel Pete's game for even the briefest of moments. Douchewad.
	12.18.02: A tattoo mishap in the first panel sparks a revelation in the second panel, which leads to something in the third panel. I forget what, but it's probably funny.
	07.14.03: You never thought it would happen, mostly because you never think of this damn comic. Pete's got a secret: he's smoking for two!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Join a couple of prisonly characters as they "kill" some time. Oops. I think I just gave away panel two. Read Sidney's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! A Very Special Prison Funnies about the founder of Prison Funnies, Chip Zdarsky! Join us as we laugh at him. Read Mr. Shoontz's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Making some good friends is hard, and, making some hard friends is good, if you catch my sexy drift. Catch it! Read Pinter's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Tear down the walls of your mind and let your brain ooze all over the goddman carpet. Winston O'Leary's back in town. Yippee. Read Winston's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! A little extreme for my tastes, but what do I know? Read scififan2067@aol.com's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! A little tame for my tastes, but what do I know? Read Clutch's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! A handy, well-researched guide to the exotic world of made-up shivs. Read Captain Industry's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Junior bursts onto the scene with razor-sharp precision, blowing the gates wide open and taking it to the max, etc. Read Junior's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Court is adjourned and the verdict is in: guilty. Guilty of being funny! Overturned? Never! Read Bif's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Prisoners have birthdays just like you and I, except they can't go to T.G.I. Friday's and drink until they accidentally piss on their girlfriend. Read Vincent's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Fan favorite "Killbot" returns in a little strip I like to call "The Return of Diesel Pete". Read TTiimm's bio!
	03.03.04: Guest Prison Funnies! Working out is awesome and I do it like four times a day. You should totally feel my abs cause they're like rock hard and shit. Read Booker's bio!