A handful of websites, hand-picked by none other than Chip Zdarsky himself! These represent the creme de la creme of the International Network of Networks. Enjoy!

 
Kung-Fu at it's best! More kicks per page than you can shake your leg at, thereby creating the act of kicking. Confusing? Yes.
Offensive to the very core, I wish I had some sort of "anti-links" page to put Arsenic Lullabie so I can warn people against its vileness. But, since I don't, I suppose it should stay as a "link". For now.
News, advice, e-mail, shopping tips, this website's got it all! don't let the amateurish graphics fool you, msn.com is primed to take off!
Kung-fu/Mexican wrestling/badass chix at it's best! Or possibly worst if you're one of those early 90s throwbacks who feels that the word "bad" refers to something good. Asshole.
Take a trip to the darkest recesses of your mind, for only pennies a glass, at pieceofshow.com, featuring the relatively harmless illustrations of Andrew Zbihlyj.

Here's your mission, men: Find this fuck, "Cameron Stewart" and kill him. Make sure there's no zombies or vampires or werewolves around to bring him back to life, cause the last thing we need is this slick-drawin' mother fucker with the unholy powers of the undead. Hmm... come to think of it, just cut off his hands.
And bring them to me.
(sniff sniff) Mmmm...they have that "new comic book company" smell. Make sure you get a whiff of them before they get that "broken dreams comic book company" smell. You know the one I'm talking about. The one that precedes me entering any room.