09.03.04: "Triple Jewels of Ontario's Crown Tour" If a tree fell in a Northern Ontario comic shop, and nobody was at Chip's signing, did it even happen? Follow Chip on his Triple Jewels of Ontario's Crown Tour as he rediscovers the concept of unpopularity!

07.14.03: "Walking the Straight & Narrow While Thinking of Dudes" Like Prometheus sailing high to the sun in his magical chariot of dove feathers, Chip gets too close to the sun and plummets back into Taco Shack and homosexuality.

12.18.02: "Cool Nights, Hot Days, Which Are Also Cool" Now that he's unbelievably fucking cool, how far can Chip take his new suavely persona? Can he take it all the way to the White House?

09.17.02: "Bumping and Grinding Towards a Better Tomorrow" Twists and turns abound in this unbelievable recollection of the weekend that turned Chip into a beautiful swan!

07.16.02: "Tequila + Vodka + Beer = Hilarity" Join Chip as he heads out to WizardWorld Chicago 2002 in search of sales, propz, and...love?

06.03.02: "Love's Labour Fucking Lost Yet Again" Is Chip's search for love over with his eventful trip to MOTOR CITY COMIC-CON 2002? No.

02.17.01: "I Left My Heart and Four Copies of My Comic in San Francisco" Catch up with Chip as he regales you with his adventures at the Alternative Press Expo and Alcatraz!

11.24.01: "Announcments & Contests, Contest & Announcements" An Announcement is made, and a contest is opened.

10.05.01: "September 10 and How It's Changed Us All" A very special update, as touching and insightful as that Family Ties episode where Alex's alcoholic uncle (played by Mr. Tom Hanks) knocks him across the room, fueled by booze and resentment.

09.03.01: "A Roller-Coaster Summer" Catch up with Chip as he regales us with stories of lost love, realized dreams and gangrene!